Dear moron on the bus,

Nobody thinks it’s funny when you yell at passing pedestrians that you happen to know and hate, or when you yell at the bus driver, or when you remove the panel for the emergency knob for the back door when we’re stopped at an intersection.  Honestly, that sort of attitude is the kind of thing that makes me question humanity’s ability to produce sentient offspring.  Let’s face it. If aliens visited Earth and you happened to be the first human that they communicate with, an intergalactic war would erupt within minutes.  Picture this: you attempt to string together a sentence and decide to sucker-punch their delegate instead because diplomacy is too hard.  Earth is expunged of all life and turned into a mega mall.

C’mon, dude.  Grow up a little and try to be less of a douchebag.  You’re seriously embarassing.  Oh, and your girlfriend?  Yeah, she’s pretty classy… spitting all over the sidewalk is super ladylike.

Ugh.