What’s the deal with American’s going apeshit over this health care bill? Guys, listen. Universal health care is pretty chill. It means people don’t have to get sick and die. More healthy people means a stronger economy because more people can work and work more effectively. It also puts less strain on emergency services, what with the preventive medicine thing and such.

So quit freaking out. Relax. It’s fine.

Sincerely, Canada