So I’m on the bus on the way home from campus.  The driver stops the bus at one of the stops, leaps off, and dashes across six lanes of traffic (flowing in two different directions) to the coffee shop across the street.  This dude in front of me is shaking his head while I can barely contain my glee.  In my mind, I had narrowed it down to two options:

1.  The driver had finally lost it and just quit his job in the most abrupt manner possible.

2.  The driver really really wanted his caffeine fix and couldn’t wait any longer.

The driver finally emerges from the shop, coffee cup in hand, and confidently strides across the same six lanes of traffic that he previously jaywalked across, hops back into the bus, and off we go.

Part of me wanted to witness a bus-jacking while it was left unattended, full of passengers.

Maybe next time.